May 30, 2012 • 1 note • thatsthetheworst
I hate it when people talk over me. stfu i was talking first you cock-suckers trust me what i’m saying is important and you should listen
All of this stuff is the worst.: I hate it when 
May 25, 2012 • 3 notes

Going to the gym, losing weight and fucking fitting into my clothes. 

SUCK ON THAT FAT KARISSA!

May 23, 2012 • 59,417 notes • rappinpicard

cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(via pyroonaswing)

May 22, 2012 • 298 notes • animalsbeingdicks

Hood Ornament

Speechless. 

animalsbeingdicks:

Two monkeys fucking on a car hood - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

I’m really at a loss here.

May 18, 2012 • 44,359 notes • 5271
Yup.

Yup.

(via pyroonaswing)

May 17, 2012 • 1,375 notes • b-a-d-r-e-p-u-t-a-t-i-o-n
cool.

cool.

(via b-a-d-r-e-p-u-t-a-t-i-o-n)

May 15, 2012 • 1 note

Cupcakes. Cupcakes and beer. Cupcakes that taste like beer.

I don’t care what anyone says. I want these in my mouth. Right now.

May 15, 2012 • 1 note

I just caught up on four days worth of Tumblr posts. 

May 9, 2012 • 5 notes
Parents: you can hire a clown to stalk your kid for a week. Then he’ll throw cake in their face.  This kind of shit is exactly why I don’t like clowns. Or people who dress up like clowns.

Parents: you can hire a clown to stalk your kid for a week. Then he’ll throw cake in their face. 

This kind of shit is exactly why I don’t like clowns. Or people who dress up like clowns.

May 8, 2012 • 3 notes
I found this on the internet today. Kinda wish I hadn’t…

I found this on the internet today. Kinda wish I hadn’t…

May 7, 2012 • 1 note
So, The Avengers was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Joss Whedon, you rule my life. 

So, The Avengers was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Joss Whedon, you rule my life. 

May 6, 2012

At a Star Trek convention

I just used Shazam to discover The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades by Timbuk 3. http://shz.am/t5449827

Really, they are playing this?

May 4, 2012 • 6 notes • sith-fettish
This is brillant. 

This is brillant. 

May 4, 2012

<3 Carl Sagan

Everything I read is better when I pretend it’s being orated by Carl Sagan. Seriously. Try it. 

May 3, 2012 • 83 notes • andreakalfas
Always loved the Log Lady. andreakalfas: What are you thinking about, Log Lady? So there you go. What’d I tell ya? (She’ll be B&amp;W in the zine, but I can never resist color on my own time.) This one’s for you, cacophonyofcolour.

Always loved the Log Lady.

andreakalfas:

What are you thinking about, Log Lady?

So there you go. What’d I tell ya? (She’ll be B&W in the zine, but I can never resist color on my own time.) This one’s for you, cacophonyofcolour.